Heres some quotes from happy noodle boy!!! woot woot! i love him.
- Go forth and become a happy cabbage!!!
- KIDS: Drugs wont help things. They'll only turn you into a hideous little freak troll- baby with exploding eyeballs.
- Everybody! Say it with me and wiggle!! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Look! David Hasslehoff can fly!
- Condpiracy!! And now employing juvenile mongolcoid demon babies!! My famous chicken recipe will never be yours!! GRR! WOOF!
- Far from the evil toenails of doom!! I am unstoppable!! Squeeze my nub!!
- Stare deep into the spooky depths of my crotch! Do you not fear the awesome power of tile- grout?!!
- Marvel at my plastic applicator!! Not just any accessory for your sanitary napkins!! I must lick your teeth! Fuck!! Nice molars!
- Spank my ass and call me Debbie!! Dare not defy my commands! These hands!! I cant get them off my wrists!! Oh God!!
- Zoooo!! Zoooo!! I am da' spooky noodle Ghost!! Boo!! Are the taquitos ready yet!! Ghost need taquitos! Blah!!
- Bow down!! Or i will unleash my Zoinky army of surly crack- babies!
- I am going to fly into your butt!! Prepare all asses for vicious entry! Fazoom!
- Goddammit! I said i wanted my bagel toasted! Remove the booby harness! ARRR...
more to come.
